The Ocean Washed Over Your Grave

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ok well i did it. changed this blogs name for the first time almost ever. flintfeatherrr -> absoleclipse

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having the Aviation Accident Investigations Autism™️ has actually done wonders for the way I process and respond to my own fuck-ups

And I don’t just mean “oh, my little work mistake is actually nothing compared to a fiery crash that kills people,” either. The reason commercial flight is so many orders of magnitude safer than any other form of transportation is because after every accident and incident, an independent regulatory body investigated it with the express goal of figuring out exactly what happened, why, and how to prevent the same thing from ever happening again—not to root out which person deserved the blame or the liability.

It’s a simple, shockingly effective idea. It’s also worlds away from how most people approach their own mistakes and the mistakes of others.

Because it’s never just one person’s fault. And even when it is, it still isn’t. 

The sharpest, best-trained pilots make worse decisions when they’re tired or sick or stressed out, so there’s two of them. The most dedicated and experienced air traffic controllers garble an instruction over the radio sometimes, so pilots are trained to always repeat clearances back to catch misunderstandings quickly. The best and brightest maintenance mechanic still overlooks a screw or misconnects a wire once or twice in her career, so aircraft systems are built with two or three or four layers of redundancy, and pilots are exhaustively trained to deal with failures safely. 

Everyone eventually has a bad day. Every component breaks down. Every computer gets a bad a Windows update and spirals into a reboot doom loop. If it’s possible for one person’s mistake to domino into a mushroom cloud of a fuckup, then that task is too critical to be one person’s sole responsibility. The accident sequence starts with the design of the system—so how do you improve the system to keep it from happening again?

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no idea how to format this on here but thought i may aswell post it lol

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like this

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brightmouth-deactivated20230417:

My spouse and I just had one of those “wait your brain works HOW?” exchanges, and now I am BURNING TO KNOW HOW IT WORKS FOR OTHER PEOPLE:

Fellow speakers of this feral bastard language (English), rb and tell me in the tags: what is the delineation for you, if any, between evening and night?

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pankendev:

the “Turn everyone into rodents now” act, as well as its proponents, have been ratified

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this-too-too-sullied-flesh:

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loseremo:

zootycoon-archive:

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i got these knockoff boots online and instead of the brand name on the tag they have the name of an apparently nonexistent martin scorsese movie??? what the fuck

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THE ORIGINAL? ON MY DASH

this post led to a series of events that had martin scorsese himself reacting to his alleged movie goncharov and it has less than 400k notes almost 3 years later?

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fulda-gap-express:

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who is the Toronto baseball warlock

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woobifiedvillain:

Big fan of characters realizing they don’t get to die. They have to live. And grow. And be a person. And deal with shit they thought they’d never have to. And be fucked up about it. I would like more of this. Enough dying for honor or as redemption. It ain’t. You’re just a corpse. There is no moral value in dirt time.

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meltesh28:

checking for mites and fleas…

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professionalmud:

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smells good !

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planeyboys:

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this dap changed global weather patterns

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queen-pilled:

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dessember holidayyyh

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wordfather:

wordfather:

i had a twisted dream this morning when my alarm tried to wake me up where jeff goldblum said ‘Actually if you sleep a bit Longer you’ll have More time to get ready It’s called the Goldblum’s Law and it works just go back to sleep’ and i believed him and i overslept

hey boss sorry im late. i got Goldblumed

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bisexualbaker:

regicide1997:

So when I was getting dressed today, I very quickly put on a lab coat and some cat ears, not even trying to have something coherent, just wanting to have some kind of costume, and then I used some eyeliner to draw some whiskers on my face, so, yeah, that’s my costume, cat in a lab coat, does it make sense? no. who cares. Still wearing the same skirt and striped knee-high socks from yesterday, but that’s just my work clothes.

But then when I got to my office in the physics department, one of my colleagues was immediately like, “Oh! Schrödinger’s catgirl!”

It both was and was not a coherent costume until someone observed you and collapsed the wavelength.

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syekick-powers:

extremely underrated subgenre of tumblr post: when someone makes a general statement about something, and another person offers a counter-statement that’s just completely nonsensical, and the OP just agrees instantly even if it makes no sense at all

examples:

A screenshot of a tumblr post. First part of the post is by user dullanyan and says "A few weeks ago, I needed Worcestershire sauce for a recipe, but I didn't have any, so I had to leave it out. You are never gonna believe what I found in the cabinet today, unopened, probably has been there for months." Second part of the post is by the same user. It shows a screenshot of a reply by user easel-eisal that says "A strong as fuck ice mummy?" Below that is an image of a house completely frozen over from an ice storm, covered in ice and icicles. The text below that has a pensive emoji and "Yuuuup. My house is fucked."ALT
A screenshot of a tumblr post.  The first part of the post is by tumblr user sorryfortheraybans and says "Some people have moneys. Some people have freaken dollars and cents. Some people have coins, and bucks. And well I'm not one of those people." Second part is by user ktdx and says "You have jaundice." Third part is by user deanky and says "I have jaundice."ALT
Screenshot of a tumblr post. First part is by user transamus and says "Never eat raw white onion and then smoke cigarette." Second part is by user helpeverythingiscats and says "The gnomes beat the shit out of you again?" Third part is by transamus again and says "The gnomes beat the shit out of me again."ALT